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Cleaning an Oven With Water and Patience
I’ve spent eighteen years pulling apart washing machines and vacuums in Bristol, and if there is one thing I’ve learned,…
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An Average of Fives and Ones Is Not a Three
I was elbow-deep in a Bosch washing machine last Tuesday—one of those shiny, new models that looks like it belongs…
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The Noise That Means Bearings
I was in a terraced house in Bedminster last Tuesday, kneeling on a damp linoleum floor, when I heard it.…
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A Review After a Week Is a First Impression
I’ve spent eighteen years elbow-deep in sludge and lint, pulling clogged filters out of machines that people swore were “dead.”…
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Finding Draughts With a Candle
I’ve spent eighteen years pulling apart washing machines and vacuums in Bristol, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s…
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What Your Hands Tell You in a Showroom
I remember standing in a customer’s kitchen in Bedminster last Tuesday, staring at a brand-new washing machine that had already…
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Changing a Brush Bar Belt in Ten Minutes
I’ve spent eighteen years pulling half-dead vacuums out of people’s hallways in Bristol, and I’m telling you right now: your…
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The Dishwasher Has a Filter and Nobody Empties It
I was sitting in a kitchen in Clifton last Tuesday, staring at a machine that a customer was convinced needed…
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Descaling on a Schedule, Not When It Rattles
I’ve spent eighteen years pulling heating elements out of washing machines and kettles in houses all over Bristol, and if…
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Nine Kilograms Does Not Mean Nine Kilograms
I’ve spent eighteen years pulling heavy, sodden heaps of laundry out from behind front panels in kitchens all over Bristol,…
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